“If I were jailed for 25 years after a failed armed robbery, I’d want this guy to have been my sidekick and this to have been his facial expression at the moment I came up with the drunken idea to confused the bank teller by disguising ourselves as ghosts.”“Pretty, stupid midwestern girls love anything that’s European, even if it’s a Swedish male anorexic named Pieter who steals your Xanax. It’s still a better gig than staying in Kansas and being wedgied by your brother.’“Ladybug, ladybug, fly away home” before we kidnap your children and commit them to a foster home run by a kiddie-porn ring (it’d be better for them than what you’re doing for their brains now.)
